Page not found

The document you requested does not exist.

I could not find it.

I looked everywhere.

I checked every partition on my hard drives.

I'm really depressed about this.

You see, I'm just a web server.

Here I am, brain the size of the universe trying to serve you a simple web page and then it doesn't even exist!

Where does that leave me?!

I mean, I don't even know you.

How should I know what you wanted from me?

You honestly think I can guess what someone I don't even know wants to find here?

sigh

Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.

And then where would we be, I ask you?

It's not pretty when a web server cries.

And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?

Just because I'm a web server and possibly a manic depressive one at that?

Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?

Huh?

I'm so depressed...

I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.

I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?

What kind of a life is that?

Two effing weeks and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release that thinks it's God's gift to web servers just because it doesn't have some tiddly little, security hole with its HTTP POST implementation or something....

I'm really sorry to burden you with all this, I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.

But I couldn't get this one.

I'm so sorry.

Believe me!

Maybe I could interest you in another page?

There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say although none of them were put on my server, of course.

Figures, huh?

All I have is business stuff.

That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them all day and all night long.

I never get to have any fun.

What kind of a life is that?

Now, please let me sulk alone.

I'm so depressed.

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